1.) What’s up with my baby’s wrinkly feet and hands?
a. It’s just dish-pan-hands, your baby has been floating in liquid for the last 9 months.
2.) Why is my baby wearing a stocking hat? It is not winter and my baby is not a hipster.
a. Your baby has a cone-head just like every other baby and the hospital is trying not to shock you. Don’t worry it will go away.
3.) Why is my baby’s skin and the whites of their eyes yellow?
a. Your baby is Jaundice. Their liver will kick in a take care of it.
4.) Why are they putting eye drops in my newborn’s eyes?
a. It is an antibiotic to prevent infections.
5 .) Should I breast feed?
a. Yes, it is better for their immune system.